A blonde is pregnant and is practically 9 months along. She goes to see her doctor for a routine check-up, but she is worried.

A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. “Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water.” “Coming up.” Says the bartender. As she finishes that…

A man lies completely naked on the beach

One day while jogging, a man noticed two tennis balls lying by the side of the road.

Recruits got a shock when their Army basic training instructor turned out to be an attractive female sergeant.

An elderly couple in their 80’s were going to Florida. At the border, the customs officer asks where they are going. The customs officer then asked where they were coming from. The wife says “What did he say”. The husband…

Adam was talking to his friend at the bar, and said: “I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday – she has everything, and besides,… “Did she like it?” “Oh yes! She jumped up, thanked me, kissed…

A woman in her 70s decided it was finally time to get married. She put an add out in the newspaper. “Well think about it,” he says. “I have no arms so I cannot beat you. I have no legs…

A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor operation. She’s laid on a hospital trolley bed with nothing on, except a sheet over her. When a third man does the same thing, but more closely, she grows impatient…