One night, an old lady stumbled into the rural Darwin police station with a black eye.
She claimed she had heard a noise in her backyard and went to investigate.
The next thing she knew, she was hit in the eye and knocked out cold.
An officer was sent to her house to investigate, and he returned an hour later with a black eye.
“Did you get hit by the same person?” his captain asked.
“No,” he replied. “I stepped on the same rake.”
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