The 92-year-old, petite, well-poised, and proud lady, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o’clock, with her hair fashionably coiffed and makeup perfectly applied, even though she is legally blind, moved to a nursing home today. “That doesn’t have…
When God created woman he was working late on the 6th day……. An angel came by and asked.” Why spend so much time on her” The lord answered. “Have you seen all the specifications I have to meet to shape…
The pastor had a kitten that climbed up a tree in his backyard and then was afraid to come down. The pastor coaxed, offered warm milk, etc. The kitty would not come down. He walked all over the neighborhood asking…
An old farmer died leaving his 17 horses to his 3 sons. When his sons opened up the will it read: ‘My eldest son should get 1/2 (half) of total horses;’ Half of 18 = 9. So he gave the…
“Bring me the colt of a Donkey” was the Master’s request. A young donkey was brought to Jesus to carry Him to Jerusalem. Five days later He was ordered to be crucified.
A school boy cried back home from school. The father met him crying on his way home and asked “Son what happened to you?” “My teacher whipped me 10 strokes on my bum bum,” said the little boy. “Can you…
A beauty contest competition was proclaimed to all the beasts of the forest, and a royal reward by Artemis the god of the beast was to be given to the one whose offspring would be deemed the prettiest.
Two Christian missionaries, David and Michael, were lost in a scorching desert, dying of thirst and hunger when at last they saw a Mosque upfront.
An illiterate village man who could not read and write, but often saw people wearing goggles for reading books, thought one day, “If I put on these kinds of goggles like these men, then I can as well read books….
A young soldier walked up to a well-adorn senior officer in the army and asked him “Sir, what is the secret of your success in the army?” I want to be successful too. The officer looked at the young soldier…
Once upon a time, there lived a lot of monkeys near a remote village. One day a very rich merchant came to the village to buy these monkeys! He announced at the village market square that he would buy the…
A disturbing cockroach suddenly flew from somewhere and sat on a lady at a restaurant. She started screaming out of fear. With a panic-stricken face and trembling voice, she started jumping, with both her hands desperately trying to get rid of…