A Midwest Farmer Was Describing His Lifestyle
A Midwest farmer was describing his lifestyle to a touring group of city folks. “One of the benefits of this profession,” he explained, “is that we have built-in weather predictions.”
Beloved
A Siberian shaman asked God to show him a man that He loved. The Lord advised him to look for a certain farmer. “How could I? I was worried not to spill the milk!” “A simple bowl made you forget…
The Farmer and his Donkey
One day a farmer’s donkey fell into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it…
Farmer
Once upon a time, there was a farmer and He had a horse. he loved his horse so much because it supported the farmer’s family. it was his pride and joy as it helped the farmer to earn money. until…