Lone Viking
Lone Viking walks into a Northumbrian village. Everybody scarpers, except one old man. Viking scratches his head, and says: “I wonder where the lads have gone…”
The Doorbell
A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. To which the boy replies, “Now we run!”
Heart Murmur
Eighty-year-old Abhilash was having an annual physical at the local hospital. “Do you have a sex life?” “Yes, yes!” Abhilash exclaims. “Well,” said the doctor, “I’m afraid with this heart murmur, you’ll have to give up half your sex life.”…
Little Girl And Big Man
A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulled up beside her. The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says, “Okay kid, my last offer!…
Driving Home
An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night. “Did you know,” says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, “that a few intersections back, your wife…
A Man Standing At A Urinal
A man standing at a urinal notices that he’s being watched by a midget. “Wow,” comments the midget. Just then, the midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man’s balls, and says, “OK, hand me your wallet, I’ll…
A Poor Family
In a very exclusive private school near California’s Silicon Valley, a third-grade teacher was lecturing her upper-high-class students about the less fortunate. The gardeners were poor… This was a very poor family!”
A Couple Took In An 18-Year-Old Girl
An old couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She was surprised to see that the lass didn’t have any pubic hair. She mentioned this to her husband when he came home. He didn’t believe her, so she…
Three Bulls Heard Via The Grapevine
Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet another bull onto the ranch, and the prospect raised a discussion among them. Third Bull: “I’ve only been here a year, and so far you guys…
Three Old Women Die
Three old women die and go to heaven. When they reach the gates of heaven St. Peter tells them that they have to answer a question to enter. St Peter asks her “Who was the first woman on Earth?” She…
A Man And Woman Had Been Married
A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having fun.
Success Of Happy Marriage
Once upon a time, a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses. My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding…