A little girl who didn’t know what cursing or what sex was. The next morning was Thanksgiving, she walked past her father shaving in the bathroom. He cut him self and exclaimed: “Oh, shit!” The little girl asked what shit…
A Japanese ship was leaving the port and on its way to the open sea. The engineer said, “I was working in the engine room making sure everything was running smoothly.” The seaman said, “I was on the mast correcting…
While enjoying a drink at the bar a guy decided to try his luck with an attractive young girl sitting alone. Naturally, the guy began to worry. “Is this your husband?” he inquired nervously. “No, silly,” she replied, snuggling up…
A young man and woman were eager to enjoy a picnic in the park one Saturday at noon, and they opted to go through a fast-food drive-in for a quick snack. A lot of people would not have the morals…
A man drove past a traffic camera and saw it flash. A week later, he received three tickets in the mail for not wearing his seatbelt!
A guy goes on to a ship to sail (and work) but he notices no women on board. So he runs to the captain and says to Guy: Capt Capt! I stuck my d*ck in the barrel and nothing happened!…
A husband and wife are eating at Hooters for their 20th anniversary. The husband looked at the waitress pointed at his wife and said, “Ma’am I’d like to introduce you to my erectile dysfunction, my wife.”
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past, looks up and says to the monkey“Hey, what’re you doing?” The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting up a tree with a…
You stand in front of two doors. A guard stands next to each door. What one question would you ask to guarantee you enter the door to paradise?
A woman gets cheated on by her husband. Devastated, she doesn’t know how to continue to live her life. The monk gives her a cookie and asks her to eat it. After she finishes eating, he asks, “Is the cookie…
When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some…
On a warm evening, a man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the cheerful-looking bartender and asks for his favorite premium beer. “But all that comes to real money.” “How much money?” inquires the guy. “Four…