My Mother And Father Are Discussing
Now that they are retired, my mother and father are discussing all aspects of their future.
The Missing Shoe
One evening, a man gave his tipsy secretary a ride home after an office party. “That’s strange,” said his wife, looking a little agitated. “Have you seen my other shoe?”
Ordinary Thief vs Political Thief
What is the difference between an Ordinary Thief (OT) and a Political Thief (PT)? 4. The stupid part of the whole issue is that we insult and fight the Ordinary Thief but we Fight each other for the Political Thief.
How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria?
A young man couldn’t decide which girl to marry. He liked one girl, but he really liked another one named Maria, too. It said: AVE MARIA
Johnny And Billy Are Walking To The Church
Little Johnny and Billy are walking to the church for the Sunday prayer. Billy wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying: “I’m not surprised. You asked the wrong question. Let me try.” And so Little Johnny…
Johnny Came Home After Playing
Little Johnny came home after playing with his older friends. His friends kept using adult words and making jokes. “F*cking is the same thing as pedaling.” Johnny thinks for a bit. “And a c*ndom?” His dad furrows his brows slightly….
Blonde Stewardess
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. “You can’t get out of your room?” the captain asked, “Why not?” The stewardess replied, “There are only three doors in here, “she cried,” one is the bathroom,…
Men At Interview
Reporter: “Excuse me, may I interview you?” Reporter: “But isn’t that hostile?” Man: “Yes, horse style, dog style, any style.” Reporter: “Oh dear!” Man: “No, no deer. Deer runs too fast. Hard to catch.
Grandpa What Is Couple Sex?
An 8 year old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him “Grandpa what is couple s*x?” The little girl replied, “Well, grandma says to tell you that dinner will be ready in just…
The Old Lady Handed Her Bank
An old lady went to a bank intending to withdraw money… The old lady handed her bank card to a bank teller and said, “I would like to withdraw $500.” But she returned the card to the teller and said,…
Johnny Is Taking A Shower
Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, “Mom, what are those things on your chest!?” A few weeks later, Johnny’s dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying…
Jonny Went To School
Jonny went to school one day and later that day his dad got a call