Growing Tomatoes
A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn’t seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. So twice a day for two weeks she exposed herself to her garden hoping for the best. One day a gentleman was passing by…
The Brothel
The madam opened the brothel door in Miami and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties. The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie. Valerie explained that no…
The Happily Married Couple
Do you fart in bed? If this story doesn’t make you cry for laughing so hard, let me know and I’ll pray for you. She told him to see a doctor, she was concerned that one day he would blow…
Why Folks Move To Florida?
A couple, both 78, went to a sex therapist’s office in Winter Haven, Florida. The doctor asked, “What can I do for you ” The old man said, “We’re not trying to find out anything. She’s married and we can’t…
Fix The Outhouse
Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollered out, “Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!” So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back, “Ma! There ain’t nothing…
Grass Eaters
A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. Once underway, the poor fellow said, “Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us in.” The…
Horrible 4 Letter Words
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. You’ve got to come get me and take me home…. Please, mama!” Her mother said, “Calm down, dear! Tell me,…
John And Mary Were Having Dinner In A Restaurant
John and Mary were having dinner in a very fine restaurant. After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said to the woman, “Pardon me, ma’am, but I think your husband just slid under…
Husband Bought Surprise Birthday Gift For Wife
The wife was very unhappy with her old car and complained a lot to her husband: Scroll down to know what was her birthday gift,… It Was A Blue Colour Weight Machine… The poor guy is dead today and his…
I Did What I Had To Do
A couple was having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife’s hand in his and said; Beth said, “The very first time was shortly after we were married, and we were about to lose…
Johnny Was Out Hunting With His Dad
Little Johnny was out hunting with his dad late in the year. Dad comes by to see how Johnny is doing. “Well, did your wiener get cold again, and if so, did you rub it a little?” “Sure did Dad,…
Johnny Was Wondering One Day
Little Johnny was wondering one day and decided to ask his dad… “WellJohnny, this sounds like a good question to ask Mr. Jones down at the railroad yard”. So off Johnny went to go ask Mr Jones. “Mr Jones, why do…