Johnny went to confession, at the beginning of Lent…. “Bless me Father for I have sinned. For your penance say three rosaries and wash your hands in holy water.” So Johnny knelt down and fudged his way through the laborious…
On Little Johnny’s first day of school, the teacher asked Johnny what 10+10 is and he said he didn’t know. So he went to his sister(Mary) and she was listening to music. Johnny: What is 10+10 Mary:(singing) Let’s go, baby…
A man and a woman who had never met before but were both married to other people found themselves assigned to the same sleeping compartment on a trans-continental train… “Good,” she replied. “get your own f*cking blanket.” After a moment…
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. Leroy’s mother, being a religious woman, wanted Leroy to reflect on his behavior over the last year. “Go to your room, Leroy, and think about how you have…
There was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, ‘Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am doing.’ ‘No, don’t be in a hurry to put down that lantern, it seems there’s…
The National Poetry Contest had come down to two semifinalists: a Yale graduate and a redneck from Wyoming. I and Tim a-huntin went, Met three whores in a pop up tent. They were three, and we were two, So I…
In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny over to his desk after a test, and said, “Johnny I have a feeling that you have been cheating on your tests. “Well, I read the history book last night and I…
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father.
It was a cold winter day. An old man walked out onto a frozen lake for fishing, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line, and waited patiently for a bite. Finally, the old man couldn’t take…
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City Building, When a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the…
Andy is put in a cell with a dirt floor and only one window.
Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan of $5,000. The man wrote out a check, thanked the loan officer, and…