Big Strong Buddy
A stranger drove his car into a ditch in a desolate area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. “Well… Buddy is blind and if he thought he was the only one pulling,…
Blonde Walking Her Dogs
A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction said “Oh my, you have such beautiful dogs.. what are their names?”
Dead in The Shed
George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. Well, you don’t have to worry about…
Divorce Suit
Dan married a woman with an identical twin. Less than a year later, he was in court filing for a divorce.
Doctors Receptionist
A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded doctor’s waiting room and approached the desk. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.’ The man replied,…
Factory Workers
In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men.
Little Johnny Ran To His Daddy Shouting
One day, Little Johnny comes home from kindergarten for lunch. “Daddy, can I climb on and have a horsy ride?” “Of course, Son, we’re a family.” So Little Johnny climbs on and after a few more minutes his mother starts…
Little Johnny Talking To His Mom
Little Johnny runs into the bathroom just as his mother is stepping out of the shower and curiously points to her triangle of hair and asks: “Mommy what’s that?” Johnny proudly stated, “The maid has got it and she is…
Longer and Shorter Days
I was working in a scrap yard during summer vacation at an engineering university. I patiently explained that if I heated the nut, it would grow larger and release its grip on the bolt, so I could then remove it….
Marriage Counseling
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends
One Night a Little Girl Walks
One night a little girl walks in on her parents having sex. The mother has a confused look on her face, “Why do you say that sweetheart?” The little girl replies, “Because Mommy, every time you leave in the morning,…
The British, French and Aussies Do A Study
The British, French and Aussies do a study. Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head on a man’s penis is larger than the shaft. After three years of research at a cost of in…