The doctor and his wife were playing golf at the club and she drove a 300-yard tee shot straight down the fairway. Marie brings out the perfect plates of Beef Wellington and the doctor says Wow I have never seen…
Bob is a favorite conductor among commuters on the Long Island Rail Road. “What am I supposed to do now?” asked the flustered passenger. Returning the punched card, Bob replied calmly, “Ask the ticket.”
A man takes his sick Chihuahua to the veterinarian. They’re immediately taken back to a room. `It’s $100 for the lab test, $100 for the CAT scan and $50 for the medicine.`
A funeral service is held for a woman who just passed away. As they are walking, the husband cries out, “Watch out for the wall please!”
This useful tool is commonly found in the range of 8 inches long, the functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes. When finally withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, sticky white substance, some of which will…
A man and his wife were on a driving holiday and looking for a hotel for the night. The couple thought nothing of it and made their way to the cheaper hotel. When they arrived they paid £25 each and,…
The 3 farmers Once there were 3 really poor farmers. One day they saw a flier for the county fair. Once the monkey got the hang of it, they put him back in the pig pen. There was a giant…
Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. “SURPRISE!!!” while I was waiting on the sofa… naked.
When I was interned in Dr. Eiras Hospital, I began to have panic crises. In this way, he is still a mouse and does not become a monster. “Be afraid of some things and concentrate all your fear on them…
One evening a teenage daughter and her mother were out shopping when they stopped to make a purchase.
One day a man goes to the beach to get a tan, he is wearing no clothes except for a newspaper to cover his privates. I broke it’s neck, smashed it’s eggs and burned it’s nest
It was very crowded and noisy in this Restaurant and this blond girl asked the waiter where the restroom was.