Monsters Under My Bed!
Week after week, the man came to his pastor with a big problem. “He told me just to cut the legs off the bed!”
Week after week, the man came to his pastor with a big problem. “He told me just to cut the legs off the bed!”
With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots, especially during evening hours,
A man suspected his young wife of being too friendly with another man, so he hired a famous Chinese detective, Won Lo Pan, to watch and report any activities that might develop. I follow. He and she go to the…
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. The Blonde opened the bag and found the £10,000 with a note that said, “How could…
A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: “You have such an honest face Father, I am sure they will not ask you any questions”,…
A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself. As he walks up to the bar the bartender asks, “what’s the matter?” A few months later he comes back to the bar in worse condition than he was before….
An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. “Two minutes ago I didn’t believe in the Loch Ness monster either!”
After 3 years, the wife starts to think that their child looks different, so she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out that the child is actually from completely different parents.
While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their trip. The more he chided her, the more agitated he became. He just wouldn’t…
A young woman brings home her fiancé to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. “And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?” asks…
A fellow had been suffering from a severe headache for several weeks and despite taking every sort of medication he could not get rid of it. The fellow then decided to buy himself a new pair of trousers. ‘Yes sir’…
Two law partners, Ed and Joe, are driving through the country one evening during a vacation when their car breaks down near a farmhouse. The lady agrees, and the two men spend the night in her barn. Nine months later,…