Stupid Man’s Well
One night the Stupid Man looked into his well and saw there the reflection of the full moon. Scarcely able to move, he looked up into the sky and saw the full moon above him. “I may have injured myself…
Talking
I got chatting to a girl in a club. “Can I buy you a drink ?” I asked. Can I ask why on earth you split with your girlfriend ?” I said, “My wife found out.”
The Blonde in University Final Examination
The blonde reported for her university final examination which consists of yes/no type questions. “I finished the exam in half an hour, but now I’m just rechecking my answers.”
The Wallet
Two fishermen are out on the lake when one of them drops his wallet overboard.
Whatever God Catches
Three ministers are talking about how they treat the collection plate take. The first minister says, “I draw a circle on the floor and then toss the money in the air.
New Age Gay Baby
Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm together and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated with it. “All these unhappy babies.. and yet our baby is so happy. This just proves the Superiority of gay…
It’s All About Women But How About Men
Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving. They are smart, knowing that knowledge is power. Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes. They live in homes, apartments and cabins. They drive, fly, walk, run, or e-mail you to…
A Bag Of Money
An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married and settled down in their old neighborhood. The husband says, “We’ve got to give it back.” She says, “Finders keepers,” and puts the money back in the bag and hides it…
A Woman Approaches Her Doctor And Says
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says “Doc, I’m getting married this week-end and my fiancée thinks I’m a v*rgin, is there anything you can do to help me?” The wife gets ready for bed in…
Dog Loves Licking
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink, as the man is sucking down the drink he looks over and notices a dog licking his nuts.
First Day Honeymoon
On the first day of their Honeymoon, the very naive blonde virgin bride slipped into a sexy but sweet nightie and,
My Wife Will Call Me A Coward!
Moishe the Carpenter, returning home with his week’s wages, was accosted by an armed robber on a deserted street. “Sorry,” interrupted the robber. “No more holes. I’m out of bullets.” “That’s all I wanted to know!” said Moishe. “Now hand…