funny jokes

The instructor at the antenatal class for couples who’d already had at least one child encourages them to ask any questions they may have.

A little guy gets on a plane and sits in his allocated middle seat. He can’t hold it in any longer and he pukes all over the big guy’s chest. About five minutes later the big guy wakes up, looks…

A milkman, who is dying in the hospital, is surrounded by his two sons, daughter, wife and a nurse. Are you f*cking kidding me!!!?? He is a Milkman!!! Those are his routes where he delivers milk !!!!”

Lee, a seven-year-old boy, was asked to say thanks for the Christmas dinner.

I recently spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull.

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. “If you would’ve put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we’d be riding the bus… so…

A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane. After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked: The priest replied: “Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith.” The…

A traveling salesman gets lost on his way to the next city when night is falling. The farmer looks at him incredulously and repeats, “You talked to the animals?” The salesman goes, “Yeah, I spoke to the chickens, they say…

An inmate escapes from a facility for the criminally insane, in the Irish countryside, on a freezing cold winter night by squeezing through a bathroom window, completely naked. Good God man did’nt you say anything? Oh I surely did- I…

One night, an old lady stumbled into the rural Darwin police station with a black eye.

A rather old fashioned lady, always quite delicate and elegant, especially in her language, was planning a week’s holiday in Sydney with her husband. “Does the camping ground have its own B.C.” is what she wrote. Well, the camping ground…

Bipin works in New Delhi at a marketing company and has a good-natured boss, Mr Mauria.