Little Johnny And His Grandma
Little Johnny went to the store with his grandmother.
The Kid Asks His Dad
Son: “Daddy, I have to write a special report for school, but I don’t know what Politics is.” Son: “I’m not really sure, Dad. I’ll have to think about it.” That night awakened by his brother’s crying, the boy went…
Birth Control At 72
An elderly woman went into the doctor`s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, “I`d like to have some birth-control pills.”
Electric Train
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing…
Happily Married Couples Together In Heaven
An eighty-five-year-old couple, married for almost sixty years, died in a car crash and went to the Pearly Gates. They would have golfing privileges whenever they wanted, an angel as a caddy on command, and the course even changed daily…
I’m Married
Bill wakes up at home with a huge hangover. His son is also at the table, eating. Bill asks, “Son, what happened last night?” His son says, “Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture,…
Little Johnny Was Scratching Down There
One day in class the teacher looks over to little Johnny and sees him scratching his downstairs under the table, The teacher looks over as he walks back in and sees it hanging out immediately shocked rushes over and says…
Sherlock Holmes Looks At The Night Sky
Sherlock Holmes and Watson are lying in their sleeping bags looking up at the midsummer sky. “But what does that MEAN?” Asks Sherlock. “Well, astrologers would tell us we are under the sign of Leo, and the planets Jupiter and…
Old Men Sitting On A Bench
Two old men are sitting on a bench at the park. A young, smoking hot girl runs past in a sports bra and a tiny pair of shorts. The old man turns to his friend and says “3 to zip…
The Last Three People On Earth
At the end of humanity, there were three gentlemen left on the face of the Earth. “You will have 100 years of good health and no aging, to enjoy these places of chosen paradise. Step forward and state your desire….
Two Women Go Out Drinking Without Their Husbands
Two women go out one night without their husbands. “I’m just going to use my underwear and throw it out.” Her friend, however, was wearing her favorite (and rather expensive knickers) and didn’t want to ruin them. So she elected…