The manager hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and polite. did you also see a soldier standing at attention?” The secretary, who was quite witty, replied, “Why, no sir. All I saw was a little, disabled veteran, sitting…
On their first night together, a newlywed couple goes to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, “Why do you wear…
After making love, the man excused himself and went into the bathroom. She responded , ” Because throughout the entire procedure, I did not feel a thing. “
A bus full of nuns crashes and they all die and go to the pearly gates. There they are met by St Peter. St Peter asks the first nun: “At this point, one of the nuns at that back starts…
A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. The lady says, “What” ‘s it telling you now?” Well, it says you’re not wearing any panties.” The woman giggles and replies “Well it…
An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate….
A guy wakes up with a huge hangover and no recollection of his night out with his mates Slowly opening his eyes, he sees a bottle of aspirin and a glass of water on the bedside table. ”Well, says the…
A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. I’m going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can…
A woman asked an Army General when the last time he had made love to a woman. The general looked at her, confused, and replied “I sure hope not, it’s only 2130 now.”
A young couple is on their honeymoon. I’ve been very lucky to keep it from him while we were courting, but as soon as he’s lived with me for a week, he’s bound to find out. Now how do I…
A gynecologist notices that a new patient is nervous. While putting on the latex gloves, he asks her if she knows how they make latex gloves.