A New Blonde Hostess Were Flying
A new blonde hostess began her first day. The route they were flying required that they make a stop in another city for the night. The hostess replied, “There are only three doors in here,” she cried, “One is the…
What if I Screw You 10 Times in a Row?
A poor Irish family lives on a farm and they rely on their single cow for income. “I can’t live any longer without my family,” she says as she jumps into the river and kills herself. The oldest son, 23…
A Male Patient is Lying in Bed in The Hospital
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and…
An Elderly Man Walks Into A Confessional
An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: Priest: “Why are you telling me all this?” Man: “I’m 92 years old … I’m telling everybody.”
A Gas Station Owner Was Trying To Increase
A gas station owner was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, “Free Sex with Every Fill-Up.” The proprietor again gave him the same story and asked him to guess the correct number. Rob…
A Man Books A Doctor’s Appointment For His Huge Penis
A man books a Doctor’s appointment for his huge penis. He wakes up and without a doubt, no stutter! “Thank you doctor this will be life changing!” A week passes and the man comes back down to see the doctor….
Agnes Married And Had 13 Children
Agnes married and had 13 children. When her husband died, she married again and had 7 more children.
A Man And A Blonde Meet In An Elevator
A man and a blonde meet in an elevator. “Where are you heading today?” the man asks. “Sperm bank,” she says with her mouth full.
Unexpectedly, An Artist’s Wife Started Having Sex With Him Every Day
Unexpectedly, an artist’s wife started having sex with him every day. Though quite unusual, he didn’t question his luck, deciding to just enjoy the ride. It was just a stick figure firing a gun at another stick figure, smiling, with…
Three Nuns Going To Do One Sin
There were three nuns, they all told the priest that they were going to do one sin each. She said, “I got in a fight with another nun.” So he said ok, blessed her and told her to go drink…
A Lady Comes Home From Her Doctor’s Appointment
A lady comes home from her doctor’s appointment grinning from ear to ear.
