funny jokes

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping, and upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why. A few minutes later she…

At a government affair, the wives of four world leaders are chatting about how people refer to p*nis in their countries. because it goes from mouth to mouth…

Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment – the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. The other guy says, “Wow! Then it’s a…

Little Johnny’s neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When Johnny looked in the crib he said: “What a beautiful baby.” The mother said, ‘Why, Thank you, Johnny.” Johnny said: “He has beautiful little feet, beautiful…

Two statues, male and female, faced each other in the city park for many years. After 15 minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling. Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues, “You…

So David Is finally engaged and is excited to show off his new bride.

A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. “Don’t count on it,” answered the fellow in the cell. “I’m the groom.”

A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her legs up in the stirrups on the delivery table. The doctor turns to a nurse and says, “Nurse, get that baby’s father in here right away–we may have…

A super hot woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone.

The nurse asked the patient to remove his clothing and put on a gown, to be checked by a doctor. “Okay then”, said the patient and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing a huge male body with the smallest…