funny jokes

A guy and his buddy are on the beach trying to pick up girls. The guy walks up and down the beach in his bathing suit and nothing.

Doctor, the embarrassed man said, “I have a s*xual problem. I can’t get it up for my wife anymore.” While the woman was busy dressing herself again, the doctor took the husband aside. “You’re in perfect health,” he said to…

New students at Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. The students freaked out, and hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body…

She did what he said The retiring mailman, The mailman who had been on the same route for 10 years was leaving the job. Afterwards, she led him back downstairs to the dining room where there was a sumptuous lunch…

Three newlywed men were discussing their wives. The first guy married an Iowa gal; he says, I told my wife she had to do all the cooking.

A woman asked an Army General when the last time he had made love to a woman. The general looked at her, confused, and replied “I sure hope not, it’s only 2130 now.”

There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. The engineer reluctantly took the challenge. He spent a day studying the huge machine. At the end of the day, he marked a small “x” in…

An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery, and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, operate.

The mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase. “Ah now, calm down, calm down Paddy!” says his mother-in-law. “There is something very odd going on here Jean…

A famous lawyer died and, unexpectedly, showed up at the Pearly Gates.