Anxious for his first investigation he was a bit perturbed when he was assigned to audit a Rabbi. “Oh,” replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question actually had a practical answer. So he thought he’d go on, in…
Four married guys go fishing After an hour, the following conversation takes place: So they asked him “You haven’t said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What’s the deal?” Fourth guy:…
A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he hasn’t been feeling well. The Doctor replied, “You’re not drinking enough water.”
Desmond, who was a real town dweller, drove his car into a ditch when out on the country roads Luckily, a local farmer was passing by with his big strong donkey called Dobbin. Desmond was very appreciative but also very…
They are seated and after browsing the menu they both decide to order the soup of the day. Curious about the spoons he beckons the waiter back over. “Is everything to your liking, Sir?” asks the waiter “Oh, yes, it’s…
One of the bags was ripped, and every once in a while, a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk. On game days, a lot of fans come and throw a knot hole in the fence, right into my flower…
Noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor. And again he said, “No, no, I can remember: you want a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream.” Then the old lady…
An Arab and his wife are at mid point on a long trek across the desert when suddenly their camel sits down and refuses to get up. The Arab with a look of resignation bends over and touches his toes…
Late one evening a Marine pulled into a little town, only to find that every hotel room was taken. “How did you sleep?” asked the manager. “Never better.” The manager was impressed “No problem with the other guy snoring, then?”…
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. Unbelievable, the owner thinks as he walks towards the kitchen The cook…
A nun is in charge of painting the walls of a newly built classroom for Sunday School.
A psychic goes to an optician to get his contact lenses replaced. The psychic, getting annoyed replies “I wish I could, however, if I had 2020 vision, I wouldn’t be going to an optician in the first place!”