Cop on horse says to little girl
Cop on horse says to a little girl on a bike, “Did Santa get you that?”
A young man named Joe bought a horse
A young man named Joe bought a horse from a farmer for £250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse within the next few days. The farmer said, “You can’t flog a dead horse!” Joe said, “Sure I can, Watch…
Little Johnny and his two friends
Little Johnny and his two friends are sitting on the front porch one day. The first one says, “My Daddy is so cool he can eat four Burgers at one meal.”
A woman arrived at a party
A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone.
The child was a typical four-year-old
The child was a typical four-year-old girl – cute, inquisitive, and bright as a new penny.
While watching TV with his wife
While watching TV with his wife, a man tosses peanuts into the air and catches them in his mouth. After the daughter takes her date to the kitchen for something to eat, the mother turns to the father and says,…
A father buys a lie detector
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. Son says, “Ok, OK, we were watching Horn.” Dad says, “What? At your age, I didn’t even…
The manager hired a new
The manager hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and polite. Calling her in, he asked, “By the way, Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door open this morning, did you also see a soldier standing at attention?”…
The children were lined up
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.
A man wakes up and finds himself
A man wakes up and finds himself in a hospital room, one with only himself in it. He has no recollection of how he got there. The doc replies: “Well, for starters, we’re putting you on a strict diet of…
A little boy walks into his parents
A little boy walks into his parent’s room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. “Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it…