A little boy wanted $100
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. It said: Dear Lord, Thank you very much for sending me the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through…
A man and his wife were traveling
A man and his wife were traveling down the highway when they saw the lights of a patrol car behind them. “Well, officer I learned a long time ago not to argue with my husband when he’s drunk”
As the crowded elevator descended
As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Simpson became too furious with her husband,who was delighted to be pressed against a gorgeous blonde.
Two boys were talking
Two boys were talking and one said to the other, “There is an easy way to get what you want.” The boy then decides to try it on the mailman, “I know your secret!” The mailman opened his arms and…
There guy goes to a weight loss
There guy goes to a weight loss clinic and says he needs to lose 20 lbs. The receptionist sends him upstairs, where he finds a beautiful naked woman with a sign that says “If you catch me, you can screw…
An elderly gentleman was telling
An elderly gentleman was telling his friend about a new restaurant he and his wife recently visited.
A blonde is overweight
A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks.
Two friends run into each
Two friends run into each other while walking their dogs. One suggests lunch. The other says, “They won’t let us in a restaurant with pets.” “A Chihuahua?” the man says. “Is that what they gave me?
A police officer pulls over a driver
A police officer pulls over a driver and informs him that he has just won $5,000 in a safety competition, all because he is wearing his seat belt.
An obnoxious drunk stumbles
An obnoxious drunk stumbles into the front door of a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says, “No way, buddy, you’re too drunk.”