An elderly woman from California purchased a piece of timberland in Oregon. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She sat and waited for three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman…
A little old lady went to the grocery store and put the most expensive cat food in her basket. The next day, the old lady went to the store and bought 12 of the most expensive dog cookies. The cashier…
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better and to help with their spelling. The teacher said: “Very nice, Marcy, who wants…
A truck driver was going down a steep incline when, at the foot of the hill, he was able to make out a couple having s*x in the middle of the road.
A Veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor.
An Old man entered the car agency together with his young wife. The owner of the agency spotted the couple and went over to wait for them himself. So did the agency owner. Then the husband opened his fly, pulled…
An elderly man wants a job, but the foreman won’t hire him until he passes a little maths test: “Here is your first question.” The foreman says. The man stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture…
The butcher asks, “What do you want?” The dog points to the steak in a glass case. As the owner appears at the door, the customer says, “What a remarkable dog!” “Remarkable?” snorts the owner. “This is the second time…
The nurse asked him to remove his clothing and put on a gown to be checked by the doctor. “In front of you?” He asks, shy. In length and width, it was almost identical to a AAA battery. Unable to…
A blonde walks into a store to buy a new Television She looks around for a while and finds the perfect TV for herself She approaches the salesman and says “I would like to buy this TV.” The blonde gets…
They want to try BDSM for the first time. So one afternoon, the husband comes home from work, heads upstairs to the bedroom to change, and finds his wife spread out on the bed decked out in bondage gear and…
It was time for Father John’s Saturday night bath and the young nun, Sister Magdalene, had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old nun had instructed: “Did he?” Said the old nun curiously. Sister Magdalene continued….