This One Is $50,000 Dollars
An old man walks into a jewelry store with a young blonde lady The clerk immediately thinks he is being taken advantage of due to the age difference. On Monday morning the man returns to the store by himself. The…
A Wife Called The Phone Company
A Kansas farmwife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called and that on a few occasions, When it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang. 2. The…
A Guy Comes Home Completely Drunk One Night
A guy comes home completely drunk after visiting the Golden Saloon A guy comes home completely drunk one night. “Is this the Golden Saloon?” she asks when the bartender answers the phone. “Yes, it is,” the bartender answers. “Do you…
The Older Man Boasts To The Doctor
A 92-year-old man went to the doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor asked the man how he was feeling, and the 92-year-old said, “Things are great, and I’ve never felt better!” “By now, he realized he had left his…
Last Year A Guy Took His Blonde Girl Friend To The Superbowl
They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it. ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like…Helloooooo? It’s only 25 cents!”
The Husband Comes Home With A Scratch On His Chest
The husband comes home and is worried because he has a scratch on his chest caused by a fingernail from his mistress, opens the door sees the cat asleep on the couch, and gives him a tremendous kick.
All The Organs Of The Body Were Having A Meeting
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge…… “I should be in charge,” said the rectum, “Because I’m responsible for waste removal.” All the other body parts laughed at…
A Little Boy Hears The Word
A little boy hears the word wh****rehouse in school and asks his father what it means. His father is quite shocked, and replies: “Well, uh… you go there to… have a good time.” Later that night he comes home, his…
Thanksgiving Meal
A young woman goes to her boyfriend’s parent’s house for Thanksgiving dinner. This is to be her first time meeting his family, and she is very nervous. Her boyfriend’s father looked over at the family dog that had been snoozing…
A Female Secretary Was Helping Boss
A female secretary was helping her new boss set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to use as a password to log in.
A Blonde Arrived For Her First Golf
A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to take a swing at a ball to see how she’d do.