Counting Sheep Funny Jokes

Counting Sheep

A man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and a huge flock of sheep. The man agrees. “You are an accountant for the government,” says the shepherd. “Amazing!” responds the man. “You are exactly right!…

A Hurt Bird Funny Jokes

A Hurt Bird

One day a man was stuck in bumper to bumper traffic, and he really had to take a s**t. The man said, “I can’t, if I take my hand off it will fly away.” The police officer said, “Let me see…

The Galway Pub Funny Jokes

The Galway Pub

A Scotsman sits bragging in a bar. “As good as this bar is,” said the Scotsman, “I still prefer the pubs back home. Then, when you’ve had enough drinks, they’ll take you upstairs and see dat you get laid, all…

Buying A Bull Funny Jokes

Buying A Bull

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her…