A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, “Well,…
When the manager of a men’s clothing store returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk’s hand was bandaged, “Oh,” the clerk replied, “after I sold the guy that suit, his seeing-eye dog bit me.”
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local bar. “Well, in that case, I’ll just look the other way,” said the nun. So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant. After a…
I was at my bank today, waiting in a short line.
A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. “But officer,” the man began, “I can explain.”
There are six funny dialogues and jokes. His boss was purple with rage.“It’s ten o’clock,” screamed the boss, “you were supposed to be here at nine. What happened?” “I’m sorry,” explained Mr. Frank. “I fell out of a ten-story window.”…
A couple has six children. The husband, jokingly, begins to call his wife “mother of six” rather than by her first name. The wife, amused at first, takes it in her stride. Another Joke: I’m Glad A Sunday school teacher…
The teacher said to the class, “Let’s begin by reviewing some American History. Who said, ‘Give me Liberty, or give me Death’?” ‘Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country’?” Once…
After several exciting dates, Jim invited Tina over to his house for a home-cooked dinner. Another Joke: Watch Out For Themselves Farmer Jones picked a big red apple and handed it to the boy saying, “Watch out for worms.” “When I…
A priest, a minister and a guru sat discussing the best positions for prayer, while a telephone repairman worked nearby.
John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. Jessica said, “I told you a week ago that the state sent you a letter telling you that your…
A couple from out-of-town stays at the Watergate Hotel in Washington. The wife is concerned with the privacy there. The husband immediately becomes suspicious and wants to know why he’s being questioned. The hotel manager replies, “Well, the room under…