Little Johnny came home after playing with his older friends. His friends kept using adult words and making jokes. “F*cking is the same thing as pedaling.” Johnny thinks for a bit. “And a c*ndom?” His dad furrows his brows slightly….
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. “You can’t get out of your room?” the captain asked, “Why not?” The stewardess replied, “There are only three doors in here, “she cried,” one is the bathroom,…
Reporter: “Excuse me, may I interview you?” Reporter: “But isn’t that hostile?” Man: “Yes, horse style, dog style, any style.” Reporter: “Oh dear!” Man: “No, no deer. Deer runs too fast. Hard to catch.
An 8 year old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him “Grandpa what is couple s*x?” The little girl replied, “Well, grandma says to tell you that dinner will be ready in just…
An old lady went to a bank intending to withdraw money… The old lady handed her bank card to a bank teller and said, “I would like to withdraw $500.” But she returned the card to the teller and said,…
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy, a rather rare occurrence in Israel, to say the least.
Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, “Mom, what are those things on your chest!?” A few weeks later, Johnny’s dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying…
Jonny went to school one day and later that day his dad got a call
A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn’t seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. So twice a day for two weeks she exposed herself to her garden hoping for the best. One day a gentleman was passing by…
The madam opened the brothel door in Miami and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties. The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie. Valerie explained that no…
Do you fart in bed? If this story doesn’t make you cry for laughing so hard, let me know and I’ll pray for you. She told him to see a doctor, she was concerned that one day he would blow…
A couple, both 78, went to a sex therapist’s office in Winter Haven, Florida. The doctor asked, “What can I do for you ” The old man said, “We’re not trying to find out anything. She’s married and we can’t…