A contestant on “Who Wants to be a Millionaire” had reached the final plateau. If she answered the next question correctly, she would win $1,000,000. All that remained was her Phone-a-Friend Lifeline, and the woman had hoped against hope that…
The instructor at the antenatal class for couples who’d already had at least one child encourages them to ask any questions they may have.
A little guy gets on a plane and sits in his allocated middle seat. He can’t hold it in any longer and he pukes all over the big guy’s chest. About five minutes later the big guy wakes up, looks…
A milkman, who is dying in the hospital, is surrounded by his two sons, daughter, wife and a nurse. Are you f*cking kidding me!!!?? He is a Milkman!!! Those are his routes where he delivers milk !!!!”
Lee, a seven-year-old boy, was asked to say thanks for the Christmas dinner.
I recently spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull.
Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. “If you would’ve put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we’d be riding the bus… so…
A man walked into a therapist’s office looking very depressed. But say it with real conviction. Within a week you’ll have women buzzing all around you.” The man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office a…
A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane. After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked: The priest replied: “Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith.” The…
A traveling salesman gets lost on his way to the next city when night is falling. The farmer looks at him incredulously and repeats, “You talked to the animals?” The salesman goes, “Yeah, I spoke to the chickens, they say…
It was a stifling hot day in Delhi and Dinesh fainted in the middle of a busy intersection in Gurgaon.
An inmate escapes from a facility for the criminally insane, in the Irish countryside, on a freezing cold winter night by squeezing through a bathroom window, completely naked. Good God man did’nt you say anything? Oh I surely did- I…