A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond necklace. He says, “I suppose you won that in a raffle at work?” She replies, “Yeah I did! How did you guess? Go get my bath…
An older couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. “I would like it infrequently “, she replied. The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, then leaned over…
John hoisted his beer and said: “Here’s to spending the rest of my life, between the legs of my wife!” The man chuckled leeringly and said, “John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about…
One morning when I was going out of the house I met my neighbor’s daughter who was pregnant. “I saw your daughter with her fart in her arms.”
Three sisters decided to get married on the same day to save their parents the expense of separate weddings. “That’s normal too,” she said, smiling to herself. Finally, she slipped by her youngest daughter’s room where she didn’t hear a…
A man says to his doctor “Doctor, I have an embarrassing sexual problem” Then after dinner my wife and I generally hit the bed early for a serious session, sometimes two or three.” “I see,” says the doctor, “and what…
A married woman walks up to a doctor and tells him that all she wants for Christmas is for her husband to be interested in love making. The next day, she’s even more thrilled, so she dumps all the pills…
A hound dog lays in the yard and an old man in overalls sits on the porch.
An elderly couple had just settled down for bed when the old man realized he left the lights on in the greenhouse in the backyard. In no time at all, police were all over the place and captured the robbers…
The older I get, the more I enjoy Saturday mornings. Perhaps it’s the quiet solitude that comes with being the first to rise, or maybe it’s the unbounded joy of not having to be at work. I heard an older…
In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl. The young girl proposes, “If each of you will give me $1.00, I will show you my legs.” Then the young girl says, “If you will give me…