jokes

One night, an old lady stumbled into the rural Darwin police station with a black eye.

A rather old fashioned lady, always quite delicate and elegant, especially in her language, was planning a week’s holiday in Sydney with her husband. “Does the camping ground have its own B.C.” is what she wrote. Well, the camping ground…

Bipin works in New Delhi at a marketing company and has a good-natured boss, Mr Mauria.

Karim, a Saudi Prince went to Germany to study economics at the university.

The parish priest was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building. Any of you who can pledge $100 or…

A lady is giving a party for her granddaughter, and has gone all out – caterer, band, and a hired clown. The woman is very frustrated and frantically tries to think of some solution. When she happens to look out…

A guy stands over his tee shot for what seems an eternity.

An American businessman had just arrived at the Dublin airport as he was in town for an important meeting. The American was so impressed he bought the the souvenir immediately. A few weeks later the same businessman was again in…

A young woman was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. Determined, the woman turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, When he spots the young…

One night a police officer is staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. As soon as he pulls onto the street, the officer stops him, reads him his rights and administers the breathalyzer test to determine his…