The Lost Coat
Two senior gentlemen are working at a sewage treatment plant.
A Hunter Spots A Grizzly Bear
A hunter spots a grizzly bear 1,000 yards away, but due to some thick bushes, he can’t get any closer, so he aims his rifle and fires. He searches through the woods, up and over hills, and then he spots…
Dad asked me for the Vaseline
A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers.
A man and his wife
A man and his wife are discussing what they think their son will be when he grows up. He picks up the bottle of whiskey, uncorks it, sniffs it, then sets it down. He picks up the Bible, leafs through…
An elderly couple
An elderly couple, a priest, and a doctor walk into a bar The priest and doctor continued to argue their point and as others began to shift their attention to their conversation, the old man spoke. “You are both wrong,…
A school teacher
A school teacher used to take a short nap every afternoon. “We asked them if a school teacher came there every afternoon, but they said they had seen no such person.”
The Jigsaw Puzzle
A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbour and says He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, “First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be…
Three old ladies
Three old ladies were sitting at the dinner table discussing their problems with getting old
Business Strategy
When the expensive printer/ photocopier in an office began to print black lines on every page, “Actually it’s my boss’s idea,” the employee replied. “We usually make more money on repairs if we let people try to fix things themselves…
A lawyer with the barber
A lawyer tries to make conversation when a barber shaves his hair. Barber whispers in the lawyer’s ear: Barber turns to a lawyer. “See, I told you.” After he finishes shaving lawyer leaves the store and sees John He goes…
The Sleepy Teacher
A schoolteacher used to take a short nap every afternoon. “We asked them if a school teacher came there every afternoon, but they said they had seen no such person.”
A boy is visiting his girlfriend’s parents
A boy is visiting his girlfriend’s parents for the first time. “This is for little Thomas, it holds just enough water to help cure his hiccups, so I wrote HIC on it, it’s the HIC-cup!” She then pulls down another…