A Priest On A Plane
A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: “You have such an honest face Father, I am sure they will not ask you any questions”,…
The Fireman Hose
A fireman comes home from work one day and tells his wife, “We have a wonderful system at the fire station: “Bell 2,” and his wife jumps into bed. “Bell 3,” and they began to make love. After two minutes, his wife…
Guy Gets Home Early From Work And Hears Strange Noises Coming From The Bedroom
A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the…
Man Accidentally Elbows a Woman’s Chest
A Man Accidentally Elbows a Woman’s Chest
Stupid Or Smart
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer; “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I…
A Man Is Getting Into The Shower
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. “Who was that?” “It was Bob the next-door neighbor,”…
A Little Boy Wanted A Bicycle For Christmas
A little boy wanted a bicycle for Christmas. His mother said she didn’t have enough money to buy him a new bike but suggested that if he wrote to Jesus promising to be a good boy in the future, then…
Girls Day
April was explaining to her husband how much fun they’d had at the beach during her “Girl’s Day” outing. “But,” she told him, “It didn’t end all that great for me.” … I covered my face and eyes with my hands…
A Newly Married Couple Are In Bed
A newly married couple is in bed when the man asks his wife how many men she has slept with After the question, the woman doesn’t respond. While he is doing this, his wife seems to come to her senses,…
Bubba The Old Redneck From Georgia Decides To Travel
Bubba the old Redneck from Georgia decides to travel across the south to Virginia to see God’s country. When he gets to Franklin, he likes the place so much that he decides to stay. Bubba the redneck promptly answers. “That…
A Mother Had Three Virgin Daughters
A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Mom now knew to go straight to her husband’s cigarettes, and she read from the Benson & Hedges pack: “Extra Long King Size.” She…
Teacher Was Asking Her Class
One day a teacher was asking her class to use absolutely in a sentence. So Janet raised her hand and said, “The sky is blue”