God Created Woman
When God created woman he was working late on the 6th day……. An angel came by and asked.” Why spend so much time on her” The lord answered. “Have you seen all the specifications I have to meet to shape…
God’s Power and Sense of Humor
The pastor had a kitten that climbed up a tree in his backyard and then was afraid to come down. The pastor coaxed, offered warm milk, etc. The kitty would not come down. He walked all over the neighborhood asking…
Testament
An old farmer died leaving his 17 horses to his 3 sons. When his sons opened up the will it read: ‘My eldest son should get 1/2 (half) of total horses;’ Half of 18 = 9. So he gave the…
A Young Donkey Was Brought To Jesus
“Bring me the colt of a Donkey” was the Master’s request. A young donkey was brought to Jesus to carry Him to Jerusalem. Five days later He was ordered to be crucified.
The Illiterate Dad and His Son
A school boy cried back home from school. The father met him crying on his way home and asked “Son what happened to you?” “My teacher whipped me 10 strokes on my bum bum,” said the little boy. “Can you…
Mother’s Beauty
A beauty contest competition was proclaimed to all the beasts of the forest, and a royal reward by Artemis the god of the beast was to be given to the one whose offspring would be deemed the prettiest.
Telling Lies
Two Christian missionaries, David and Michael, were lost in a scorching desert, dying of thirst and hunger when at last they saw a Mosque upfront.
Reading Glasses
An illiterate village man who could not read and write, but often saw people wearing goggles for reading books, thought one day, “If I put on these kinds of goggles like these men, then I can as well read books….
The Monkey Business
Once upon a time, there lived a lot of monkeys near a remote village. One day a very rich merchant came to the village to buy these monkeys! He announced at the village market square that he would buy the…
A Cockroach’s Theory For Self Composure
A disturbing cockroach suddenly flew from somewhere and sat on a lady at a restaurant. She started screaming out of fear. With a panic-stricken face and trembling voice, she started jumping, with both her hands desperately trying to get rid of…
Mr. Mouthology
A Professor was traveling by boat. On his way, he asked the sailor: “Do you know Biology?”, the sailor answered; No sir! The professor laughed, and said ‘you are a living dead boy”.
The Pregnant Dog and Elephant
An elephant and a dog got pregnant at the same time. In the space of 3 months, the dog gave birth to six puppies. The dog took in again 6 months later and in the 9th month gave birth to…