The Argument
Emma and George are having a heated argument. George finally blurts out, “You know what? You’re not that great in bed anyway!”
He goes off to work. A couple of hours later he thinks it over and decides to call his wife and make amends.
When he calls the house, the phone rings many, many times and then Emma finally answers the phone, completely out of breath.
George asks, “What were you doing?”
Emma says, “I was in bed!”
George asks, “And what were you doing in bed so late in the day?”
Emma says, “Getting a second opinion!”
