Three Old Women Die
Three old women die and go to heaven. When they reach the gates of heaven St. Peter tells them that they have to answer a question to enter.
Then he asks them which one wants to go first.
The oldest of the three says I will go first and set an example for the other two.
So St Peter asks her “Who was the first man on Earth?”
She says “That’s easy, Adam was the first man on Earth.
Lights flash, horns blow, bells ring, and the Gates of Heaven open wide and the nun enters.”
Well, the second woman stepped up and said, “I guess I will go next.”
St Peter asks her “Who was the first woman on Earth?”
She answers that’s easy, Eve was the first woman on Earth.
Lights flash, horns blow, bells ring and the gates of heaven open up and that nun enters.
The last old women step up and say,
” I guess it is my turn now.”
St Peter then asks her
“What were the first words Eve said to Adam?”
The old women think and think and she can’t come up with what Eve said to Adam first.
So she looks at St Peter and says
“That’s hard”.
Lights flash, horns blow bells ring and the gates of heaven open up.
