Three Short Funny Jokes That Will Make You Smile
Joke1: You See The Arrows
Paddy – way off the legal limit – leaves the pub, staggers to his car and heads towards home.
A police officer stops him as he is headed the wrong way on a one-way street.
The police officer asks Paddy, “Didn’t you see the arrows?”
Paddy mumbles, “Arrows? I couldn’t even see the Indians.”
Joke2: A Little Mishap
Little Lilly is playing and running around in the garden.
Suddenly she rushes into the house and shouts to her mom out of breath: “Mom, Mom, I knocked over the big ladder that was leaning against the house!”
Her mom says, “Well go get daddy, he’ll help you put it back.”
Lilly hops on the spot, “But I can’t, he’s still hanging onto the gutter!”
Joke3: Errors
Little Johnny sits in English class, looking bored.
The teacher asks him: “Make an opposite of this sentence: ‘Kids in the dark usually make errors.”
Little Johnny looks up and declares, “Errors in the dark usually make children.”
