Two boys go into a forest and walk around.
Suddenly they see a naked women, then one of the boys runs away.
The other chases after him. The boy asked, “Why did u run away?”
The other said, “My mom told me if I saw a naked woman I’d turn to stone,
I already felt something getting hard.”
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