Two Ozzies Go Fishing
Kelly and Cooper are fishing out of Darwin Harbor.
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When they’ve hauled up enough fish, they sit down drinking beer when suddenly Kelly says,
“Think I’m gonna divorce the wife… she ain’t spoke to me in over 2 months.”
Cooper spits overboard, takes a long, slow sip of beer and says,
“Better think it over, mate… women like that are hard to come by.”