After 15 years of marriage, the wife asked her husband to describe her.
The husband looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said, “ABCDEFGHIJK.”
“What does that mean?” She asked.
“Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous, and Hot!!!” he replied.
Wife Smiling asked, “So sweet of you honey. What about IJK?”
He replied, “I’m Just Kidding!
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