A young man goes to a drug store and says to the pharmacist:
“I got a hot date tonight, and I need some protection.
How much is a pack of them rubbers gonna cost me?”
The pharmacist responds: “A three-pack of them is $4.99 with tax.”
“TACKS!” the shocked redneck says.
“Gawd a’ mighty, don’t they stay on by themselves!”
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